Erik Larsen is a contributing writer for Coffee or Die. He writes satire and humor, but isn’t very good at it. His parents abandoned him once he hit puberty due to some ungodly habits he developed and often performed in public. After a short stint as an oil worker in the porn industry, he discovered his love of writing. His hobbies are ingesting hallucinogens, recreational diarrhea exhibitionism, and posing as a corpse in hospital autopsy rooms. He drinks coffee, but prefers to ingest it intravenously.
Some people want to fix cars for a living, while others are bankers or doctors. For Kris Kringle, more popularly known as Santa Claus, the give-a-gift-to-every-snot-nosed-kid-on-earth is his chosen profession. It turns out, that’s not his only ...
As of March 19, 2020, novel coronavirus has been responsible for a global pandemic that has infected more than 267,000 people, killed over 11,000, and left many more jobless. As a new virus, there has been an international race to find a vaccine to ...
Every. Single. Damn. February. It never fails. February 14 looms tall over every man and woman, putting enormous pressure on anyone in a relationship to do something sweet and romantic on some random day our ancestors all agreed on as the official ...
The desert surrounding the infamous “Area 51” government installation is not for the faint of heart. The barren landscape, just an hour outside of Las Vegas, features brutal temperatures, no shade or cover, and a complete lack of water or ...
Delta Force. It's that mythical unit full of the most lethal and intelligent men on the face of the planet. Rumors run rampant among civilians and soldiers alike about their exploits in combat and other secret missions we will probably never know ...
ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA — A leaked memo from the U.S. Department of Defense revealed that the much-anticipated U.S. Space Force has officially started to fill their ranks. According to the memo, the recruiting effort for the controversial new military ...
NAIROBI, KENYA — A lone soldier from the British Special Air Service (SAS) has received international attention after his quick response to an attack on a Nairobi hotel complex that was carried out by militants from the Somali-based terror group ...
