A Driver Named Blood, His Minivan Hearse, the Flag-Draped Coffin, and 2 Vets Calling Shenanigans

January 25, 2022Carl Prine

Confessed human-trafficker Zachary Taylor Blood, 33, has a long rap sheet in Texas. Composite by Coffee or Die Magazine.

A pair of US Border Patrol agents, both military veterans, foiled a plot by a Texas driver to smuggle undocumented Mexicans into the US inside a flag-draped coffin.

The Galveston defendant, Zachary Taylor Blood, pleaded guilty Tuesday, Jan. 25, to the human smuggling charge in Corpus Christi before US Magistrate Judge Julie K. Hampton. Sentencing is slated for May 11, and US Judge Nelva Gonzales Ramos could put Blood, 33, behind bars for up to five years and slap him with a $250,000 fine.

The case began shortly after noon on Oct. 26, 2021, when Blood pulled his Dodge Grand Caravan minivan into the primary inspection lane of the US Border Patrol inspection station near Encino.

An agent asked him what he was transporting.

flag draped coffin
US Border Patrol agents often find multiple people stuffed into spaces smaller than coffins. Three migrants were apprehended Oct. 6, 2021, by agents at the Falfurrias Border Patrol Station near Encino, Texas. US Customs and Border Protection photo.

“Dead guy, Navy guy,” Blood said.

The agent was a military veteran and was staring at a dented and rusty coffin with an American flag crudely draped over it, attached with clear packing tape and a zip tie. So the agent called over the canine handler, who was also a military vet.

One sniff from the dog told both vets what they already knew: Blood wasn’t conducting the dignified transportation of dead troops or veterans, and he was probably trying to smuggle undocumented migrants past their checkpoint.

In the second inspection lane, the agents opened the coffin and found two Mexican cousins inside, both of whom confessed to being in the US unlawfully, according to court documents.

flag draped coffin
US Border Patrol agents often find multiple people stuffed into spaces smaller than coffins. Three migrants were apprehended Oct. 6, 2021, by agents at the Falfurrias Border Patrol Station near Encino, Texas. US Customs and Border Protection photo.

Daniel Bueno-Hernandez told investigators he crossed the Rio Grande with his cousin, Erik Ramirez-Aguilar, hoping to reach San Antonio after giving smugglers a $2,000 down payment. A brush guide took them to a rendezvous point, where a black sedan drove them to at least one stash house, but they lost count.

The next day, Blood picked them up in the minivan. “Se miro malo,” Bueno-Hernandez recalled. “He looked mean.”

Blood crammed the cousins into the coffin. Bueno-Hernandez recalled it as hot. They struggled to breathe and could only crack the box open slightly.

Coffee or Die Magazine wasn’t able to contact Blood because he’s currently incarcerated.

He was arrested in Houston three days after Christmas, according to the federal docket. His bond was revoked Jan. 6, 2022, after a magistrate ruled Blood also traveled to Dallas without court permission, failed to report for drug testing, and admitted using illegal substances.

Blood’s criminal defense attorney, Simon B. Purnell, declined comment until after sentencing.

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Carl Prine
Carl Prine

Carl Prine is a former senior editor at Coffee or Die Magazine. He has worked at Navy Times, The San Diego Union-Tribune, and Pittsburgh Tribune-Review. He served in the Marine Corps and the Pennsylvania Army National Guard. His awards include the Joseph Galloway Award for Distinguished Reporting on the military, a first prize from Investigative Reporters & Editors, and the Combat Infantryman Badge.

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