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That Time a Cow Blocked the Path of Two EOD Techs With 16 Pounds of C-4

October 29, 2019Justen Charters
Staff Sgt. Chad Ryan, a Sterling, Ill., native, is greeted by a cow while taking a break during a patrol, May 12 in the East Anbar province, northwest of Baghdad. Ryan is a mortar section sergeant assigned to Headquarters and Headquarters Company, 1st Battalion, 27th Infantry Regiment “Wolfhounds,” 2nd Stryker Brigade Combat Team “Warrior,” 25th Infantry Division, Multi-National Division – Baghdad. (U.S. Army photo/Staff Sgt. J.B. Jaso III)

Staff Sgt. Chad Ryan, a Sterling, Ill., native, is greeted by a cow while taking a break during a patrol, May 12 in the East Anbar province, northwest of Baghdad. Ryan is a mortar section sergeant assigned to Headquarters and Headquarters Company, 1st Battalion, 27th Infantry Regiment “Wolfhounds,” 2nd Stryker Brigade Combat Team “Warrior,” 25th Infantry Division, Multi-National Division – Baghdad. (U.S. Army photo/Staff Sgt. J.B. Jaso III)

U.S. Army explosive ordnance disposal (EOD) technician Griffin Trenbeath was north of Camp Taji, Iraq, when his team received a call from a unit on Highway 1 (MSR Tampa). Trenbeath had already dealt with multiple incidents on that winter day in 2005, and with the full moon out, the insurgents could see the markers where they’d buried caches of ordnance, making it easier to target U.S. soldiers. The call, like the majority of the others, was about a suspected improvised explosive device (IED) that had been seen on the road by a convoy of Army troops.


“We washed our Otis Spunkmeyer muffins down with the [then] newly introduced RIP IT energy drinks, briefed our security guys on the location of the device, and headed out,” Trenbeath said. 


From there, they linked up with the convoy that had called in the possible IED. They had been in country for three months now and had responded to hundreds of incidents, but this was a first: a black cow was lying in half of the highway.


Spc. Stephen Stricklin, from Wesson, Miss., Headquarters Company, 3rd Brigade Special Troops Battalion, feeds a cow, Feb. 26, at the al Nasser Dairy Farm, in a village near Wehida, Iraq. Photo by Sgt. Natalie Loucks/U.S. Army.

“The bad guys were pretty good at taking deceased canines, eviscerating them, inserting ordnance items in the void, placing them in a way that looked natural on the side of a road, and detonating them as troops passed by. The damage a stuffed dog could do was immense, so a whole cow potentially filled with explosive …,” Trenbeath trailed off.


The team decided on a quick course of action. They were going to countercharge the cow with an M183 Demolition Charge Assembly (satchel charge). Sleep deprived and fueled only by their RIP IT drinks, they figured one of two things would happen: 



  1. If the cow had explosives inside it, about 16 pounds of C-4 would be plenty to detonate the other material, and it would act like an explosive shovel, removing the items and separating the IED components, which would render it safe, or 

  2. If there weren’t any explosives in the cattle, it would still move the 1-ton object.


A cow wanders into the street in front of the convoy in Mosul, Iraq, July 13. Photo by Staff Sgt. Ryan Matson/U.S. Army.

Trenbeath and his teammate set up their Talon Robot, which is designed to respond to explosive threats, then his team leader briefed the security element in the area on what was going to happen. By the time that team leader made it back, the robot was heading toward the cow, carrying with it the explosive solution to execute the operation. 


With the bag of C-4 in position, the security team reversed course from Trenbeath and his teammate. They were out in the open. Still, the security team was watching their six, so no sniper was going to get lucky.


“Fire in the hole, fire in the hole, fire in the hole!” Trenbeath yelled. 


A U.S. Army Soldier meets a cow while searching the village of Tarafawee, Iraq for weapons caches and other suspicious items, Nov. 30, 2007. Photo by Spc. Laura Buchta/U.S. Army.

A millisecond later, cow was everywhere.


“I’ve seen aftermaths of suicide bombings, shoveled burning remains from hummers, busted my ass from stepping in brain, but the burnt, rotten bovine takes the cake for nightmarish smells,” Trenbeath said. “Words cannot accurately describe it — but imagine the smells of singed hair, shower drain hair removal, two-weeks-past-its-date milk, a full diaper, and a thousand unflushed stop commodes.”


The one cow had become a thousand 1-pound pieces. It was stuck in power lines, on their truck, beyond their vehicle — everywhere imaginable. The largest chunks remained right in the middle of the road and needed to be towed away.


“While tying a line around the shreds of bone and skin — and through our laughter — I must have lost my own guts three times,” Trenbeath said. “The cow remained in my hummer for weeks — and in my head forever.”



Justen Charters
Justen Charters

Justen Charters is a contributing editor for Coffee or Die Magazine. Justen was previously at Independent-Journal Review (IJ Review) for four years, where his articles were responsible for over 150 million page views, serving in various positions from content specialist to viral content editor. He currently resides in Utah with his wife and daughter.

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