Mat Best’s Latest Song Will Have You Decking the Halls With Redneck Sh*t
Mat Best only wants Redneck Sh*t For Christmas. Screenshot from YouTube.
Sick of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” ricocheting around your skull? We are too. Lucky for you, Mat Best just dropped a banger that’s sure to get you into the holiday spirit.
Sometimes, all we really want for Christmas is a free pass to buy the things we actually want — and for former Army Ranger Best, that means redneck shit.
In his new three-minute parody music video, Best says what we’re all thinking: “I don’t need more socks. I want Glocks.” The tatted-up operator’s Christmas list also includes 5.56 boom-boom sticks and a matching pair of 9s like the real John Wick. We think he’s earned whatever his heart desires this year. After all, he did help an old lady (who happens to look startlingly similar to Black Rifle Coffee Company’s resident scout sniper, Logan Stark) cross the road.
Take a minute out of your holiday prep, pour yourself a whiskey (or six), and crank up what very well might be the best Christmas carol we’ve heard this year. Cheers!
Disclaimer: Black Rifle Coffee Company is the owner of Coffee or Die Magazine.
Mac Caltrider is a senior staff writer for Coffee or Die Magazine. He served in the US Marine Corps and is a former police officer. Caltrider earned his bachelor’s degree in history and now reads anything he can get his hands on. He is also the creator of Pipes & Pages, a site intended to increase readership among enlisted troops. Caltrider spends most of his time reading, writing, and waging a one-man war against premature hair loss.
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