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Who Stuffed These Cute Reindeer-Kitten Sculptures With Meth?

November 4, 2021Noelle Wiehe
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These novelty sculptures from Canada concealed methamphetamine that was destined for a residence in New Zealand. Photo courtesy of US Customs and Border Protection.

US Border Patrol officers nationwide seize about 687 pounds of methamphetamine daily, but very little speed gets stuffed into cute reindeer-kitten sculptures and posted to New Zealand.

That changed Friday, Oct. 29, when officers in Cincinnati discovered 5 pounds of meth inside a pair of holiday-themed collectibles destined for an Auckland, New Zealand, home.

“Drug traffickers are located all over the world and will ship their product to anyone that is willing to pay,” Customs and Border Protection spokesperson Steve Bansbach told Coffee or Die Magazine.

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On Oct. 28, 2021, US Customs and Border Patrol officers working at the Gateway International Bridge in Brownsville, Texas, detained a 44-year-old female US citizen attempting to drive a 2008 Ford pickup filled with more than $1.5 million worth of methamphetamine. Analysts believe most meth arrives to the US from drug labs in Mexico. Photo courtesy of US Customs and Border Protection.

Officials said that officers used an X-ray machine to inspect a parcel labeled “2X Sculpture, 1X Family Photo” and detected inconsistent density readings on the two clay figurines. So officers drilled into the sculptures and hit white powder that tested for meth.

“Although criminals will continue to use numerous creative concealment methods, CBP will continue to leverage all their skills and available tools to identify shipments of interest and stop dangerous drugs from being shipped internationally or reaching local communities,” Bansbach said.

Methamphetamine is a highly addictive and dangerous Schedule II stimulant, according to the Controlled Substances Act

US Customs and Border Protection pegs the street price of recent meth seizures at more than $100,000 per pound, although the cost varies widely by state, largely depending on the flow of the narcotic into the US from a rising number of drug labs in Mexico.

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On Oct. 22, 2021, US Customs and Border Protection officers at the Veterans International Bridge in Brownsville, Texas, intercepted a load of alleged methamphetamine hidden within a 1997 Freightliner truck arriving from Mexico. Photo courtesy of US Customs and Border Protection.

It’s far less likely for methamphetamine to enter the US from the north, but Canadian officials have voiced growing concerns about the speed trade there.

In 2019, methamphetamine was the drug with the largest number of seizures by Canadian law enforcement agencies, according to Health Canada’s Drug Analysis Service.

The Canada Border Services Agency also reported a 333% hike in meth seizures from 2017 to 2018.

At the beginning of 2020, the Canadian Integrated Response to Organized Crime task force announced a 28% rise in the production, distribution, and importation of methamphetamine by organized crime groups, triggering a nationwide strategy to dismantle their underworld operations.

The 2020 New Zealand Health Survey estimated 45,000 adult citizens about 1.1% of the total population abused amphetamines annually. Convictions for possession of speed increased from 1,220 in 2011 to 3,404 in 2020. And convictions for distribution rose from 953 in 2010 to 1,566 in 2020, with street prices skyrocketing in 2021 because of travel restrictions sparked by the COVID-19 pandemic.

It remains unclear who manufactured or trafficked the meth inside the figurines or how it was going to be distributed in New Zealand.

But Customs and Border Protection’s Bansbach said his agency’s officers at 328 United States ports of entry would continue to routinely screen arriving international passengers and cargo for narcotics, weapons, and other restricted or prohibited products.

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Noelle Wiehe
Noelle Wiehe

Noelle is a former staff writer for Coffee or Die through a fellowship from Military Veterans in Journalism. She has a bachelor’s degree in journalism and interned with the US Army Cadet Command. Noelle also worked as a civilian journalist covering several units, including the 75th Ranger Regiment on Fort Benning, before she joined the military as a public affairs specialist.

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